Can anyone translate for me???

in a horny state yesterday, i joined the site http://www.cottaging.co.uk/

i posted a very short profile, no pics, saying that i wasn't looking for anyone, but if someone was interested in me i may be able to make a fantasy of theirs come true (school girl, maid, cheerleader etc).

so today, i had two responses.  one said "contact me".

the other said the following...

"olikeoet play ty yoad oin yormouth am roffesionalsemi rered can d datimes want to see ou dressed r u smooth bendres skirt wig etc get bak to me can youacc xx"

i understand parts of it, but you may be able to decipher better than i can.  i know *some* text speak and lingo, but not it all......

any help appreciated

happy new year to all.