Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Disney Jealousy Part 3

The Disney Princesses themselves

all of the princesses looked fantastic. Cinderella, Belle, Ariel, Aurora, Snow White, Pocahontas, Jasmine, Mulan and Tiana

Now, leaving aside the dreams of becoming an actual princess and been swept of your feet by a handsome prince to live a life of luxury and lace, what a fantastic job the girls have who are the disney princesses.

can you imagine going to work everyday, knowing that when you get to work the following will happen:-

make up done by a professional so that you look immaculate, glowing, radiant
you have to wear some lacy underwear fitting of a princess
you get to wear a fantastic dress all of the time
you get to dance with a handsome prince
you get to kiss a handsome prince
people cheer when you dance/kiss the prince, reinforcing that this is something everyone wants you to do
you have to act super girly
fireworks go off when you kiss your prince (imagine what happens when you have sex with him!!!)
little girls want to be you
boys want to date you
you get paraded around for everyone to see at least once a day

wouldn't that be a dream job.

you could then go home and be a slutty tart!!!

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